So, I went to Princeton yesterday for my little pseudo-sister's graduation. As we were walking into the auditorium, right in front of the Newark Boy's Choir a big gust of wind came up behind us, lifting my skirt up into the air, almost over my head, exposing my very grown up, white cotton with lime green polka dots panties to a whole line up of adolescent boys.
Later, as we were walking to the car, I asked Tyler if I had at least had the dignity to avoid having a wedgie while my big potato ass was exposed to the assembled group of pre-pubescents. So, assured that he at least thought that my buttocks were mostly covered, (and that they were probably wondering what grade I was in, based on the aforementioned mature undies) I asked "why didn't you at least try to pull it down?" His reply, I swear, was - "I don't know, I was worried that some sort of crazy Animal House shit would happen. Like, I would try to grab a hem and the whole dress would come off, and then you'd be standing there naked."
Seriously. Right. Like he wasn't just enjoying getting a free peek.
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That is so effing hilarious!!!! And really especially what you say about Tyler!! Ha! Ha!
That is so effing funny I can't believe it!!!! Especially what Tyler said too!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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